No more! Now there are baby wigs and toupees to help your little cherub look their absolute best on any occasion.

Baby Wigs come in 4 designs that I can find…

The dreadlocked ‘Bob’, complete with red gold and green rasta hat. This one looks particularly dreadful on a chubby blue eyed Caucasian baby with blue eyes!

There is the truly lovely ‘Lil Kim’ wig, with lustrous long pink tresses. What mother wouldn’t want to push her daughter around the local parks and shops with a synthetic, candy pink, wig on her head!

The ‘Donald’ puts me very much in mind of my better half’s grandpa. It is verging on ginger and has a definite comb over effect going on. It’s wild and, well, it’s truly awful.

Finally we have the wonderful Samuel L. I for one have always wanted to pop an afro wig onto a tiny baby. Who hasn’t! And now you can, with this insanely curly black wig. If your baby has peachy white skin and is a girl, this one is even funnier.

Concerned that your little bald baby could have a hot itchy scalp as a result of their ascent to the heights of fashion? Well fear not! Each of these nylon horrors comes with a soft fleece lining. Hopefully it will cushion your little diva’s ears against the mockery of her peers at playgroup!